In Paradisum
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today (or not) to remember the demise of a small 3 floz. bottle of Liz Claiborne MAMBO. It slipped from an open pocket of a red bag, falling from a locker 2 meters high to meet its untimely end. Death by complete and utter shattering was pronounced at 1615hrs. The wearer takes full responsiblity for this.
MAMBO, you will be dearly missed by the following people:
Wearer
Rest in peace MAMBO... your scent lives on...
We are gathered here today (or not) to remember the demise of a small 3 floz. bottle of Liz Claiborne MAMBO. It slipped from an open pocket of a red bag, falling from a locker 2 meters high to meet its untimely end. Death by complete and utter shattering was pronounced at 1615hrs. The wearer takes full responsiblity for this.
MAMBO, you will be dearly missed by the following people:
Wearer
Rest in peace MAMBO... your scent lives on...
aethyrs made a splash at 5:34 pm
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the world has lost a remarkable and irreplacable friend in mambo, and her absence is painfully felt.
we regret that she did not die a more torturous death by slow, sweet evaporation.
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