overheard in the mac lab

Guy (to girl next to him): “F***. My paper's due in 20 minutes!”
Girl (in obnoxious grating voice): “Well, mine's due at 4:30. That might help.”
Paranoid woman with annoying voice (at printer, to obnoxious girl with grating voice): “You didn't touch anything that came out [of the printer], did you?”
Obnoxious girl: “I didn't.”
Paranoid woman: “Are you History?”
Obnoxious girl: “Religion”
Paranoid woman: “Are your MBAs due today too?”
Obnoxious girl: “Yeah, I think so.”
Paranoid woman: “You didn't touch anything, did you?”
Obnoxious girl: “NO I DIDN”T!”