Stress management
Another attempt to feed us silly and brainwash us (with the exact same stuff they used last year - how unoriginal). We had a doctor and psychologist come tell us not to be stressed, and by making me focus on my problems I became even more stressed.
I do pity the poor doctor though, because he didn't come here to be ignored. There was this group of really noisy people behind who wouldn't stop talking... except when he tried visualisation exercises. But it got to the point where whenever he said "close your eyes gently" I could feel myself falling asleep.
And whenever he said "talk to your child" I felt like strangling him.
Ooh, it says to that to curb cyclical feelings of hopelessness and depression, we must stop all cynical thoughts. I must not be cynical.
*mind blanks for 10s*
So, exactly how does this work again?
Anyway in between my post-food stupor and dozing off I looked around and was intrigued by the things ppl do to conquer boredom. The Imperial-ists on my left were solving some physics wavelength equation (!!) and the Wisconsinites on my right were doing some fascinating doodling... whereupon our brainwave hit and the secret answer to the universe was revealed:
*drumroll*
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Ladies & gentlemen, presenting the revolutionary onion iPod!
Compare this:
with this:
Notice any similarities?
Anyways. This biologically friendly music storage device runs on onion juice (imagine: just plug in half an onion every morning, for juicy seamless play all
day!) and is designed to look like a giant onion cell... it'll function like any other mp3 player, only better. Like, more pungent.
Def some difficulties here. But with our techonology and experience in the labs, we have plenty of ideas... the plan is to breed monster onion cells with flagella for earphones and genetically engineer them with GFP so that they have a naturally fluorescing backlight, and are voice-activated.
You heard about it HERE first so dibs on the patent!
You don't believe me, do you? Wipe that cynical look of your face! Yeah, you!...
I do pity the poor doctor though, because he didn't come here to be ignored. There was this group of really noisy people behind who wouldn't stop talking... except when he tried visualisation exercises. But it got to the point where whenever he said "close your eyes gently" I could feel myself falling asleep.
And whenever he said "talk to your child" I felt like strangling him.
Ooh, it says to that to curb cyclical feelings of hopelessness and depression, we must stop all cynical thoughts. I must not be cynical.
*mind blanks for 10s*
So, exactly how does this work again?
Anyway in between my post-food stupor and dozing off I looked around and was intrigued by the things ppl do to conquer boredom. The Imperial-ists on my left were solving some physics wavelength equation (!!) and the Wisconsinites on my right were doing some fascinating doodling... whereupon our brainwave hit and the secret answer to the universe was revealed:
*drumroll*
Ladies & gentlemen, presenting the revolutionary onion iPod!
Compare this:
with this:
Notice any similarities?
Anyways. This biologically friendly music storage device runs on onion juice (imagine: just plug in half an onion every morning, for juicy seamless play all
day!) and is designed to look like a giant onion cell... it'll function like any other mp3 player, only better. Like, more pungent.
Def some difficulties here. But with our techonology and experience in the labs, we have plenty of ideas... the plan is to breed monster onion cells with flagella for earphones and genetically engineer them with GFP so that they have a naturally fluorescing backlight, and are voice-activated.
You heard about it HERE first so dibs on the patent!
You don't believe me, do you? Wipe that cynical look of your face! Yeah, you!...
aethyrs made a splash at 5:10 pm
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hahaha, adela your blog is awesome too! Yeah Onion iPod!!!! *punch air*
*loves being called a Wisconsinite* ^_^
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